Pr- Moscow
Today, the Governor of Smallensk announced his plan to build a Three thousand-foot rope ladder to the moon. Officials pointed out to him that a three thousand foot rope ladder would probably not be sufficiently long enough to reach to the moon. They also brought up the question of oxygen. The Governor's aide de camp is currently looking into buying enough oxygen tanks for the entire population of Smallensk for the climb up. Although there are some skeptics, the bulk of Smallenskian are thrilled for this exciting diversion from their normally dull lives of reindeer herding.
Note: There is no proof that this event did not occur. There may or may not be a town of Smallensk, and it may or may not have a governor, and that governor may or may not have proposed such a plan
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