PR's current events

This week has been a singularly fascinating one in the " Department of Random and Unimportant Events that Everybody Pretends to Care About", or the DORAUETEPTCA,(What an acronym, eh?) what with paleontologists coming out and offcially declaring that dinosaurs may have died an agonizing death, Paris Hilton going back to jail, and scientists finding the part of the brain responsible for deja vu. And we can't forget the harrowing story of the man who did not make an attempt on the Pope's life after jumping onto the popemobile and being caught by security. Wow. This week may go down in history as the week that nothing unimportant didn't happen. Or not.