PRs Politics

Preface: At PRA we’ve decided it would be an excellent idea if we threw in some meaningful current event, so here goes. This a political debate (argument) about politicky things between senator Bob Smith ( R ) of Utah ( pron. Yewtaw) and senator Birdsong Savethewhales (D) of Warshington. Savethewhales: I hope you people realize that you are ruining the world, one non-decomposed pop can at a time. Smith: Well, at least we haven’t outlawed exhaling carbon dioxide here in Yewtaw. Savethewhales: If I had my way, we would outlaw metal and plastic containers, toilet paper, homeschoolers and human beings, so that our earth and nature could exist peacefully. Smith: If I had my way, we would outlaw the planet Earth, so that people could exist peacefully, without worrying about pollution. Savethewhales:Well, if everybody and their Mom wasn’t driving a hummer, then maybe we wouldn’t have to worry about it. Smith:Well I bet your mom drives a hummer. Savethewhales: Well, at least my Mom doesn't exhale carbon dioxide!